The indie action game Gori: Cuddly Carnage is out this week and it allows players to assume the role of an anthropomorphic cat who is in conflict with mutant toys. To promote the game, Gori’s publisher, Wired Productions, is offering players a chance to win “Tinner 4 Two,” so they can share a “romantic” dinner with their cat.
Wired Productions, Community Manager Steve Williamson made the offer on social media to fans who share the message, follow the company, and reply by quoting a specific Gori review from Steam.
Tinner 4 Two is a joke collectible that Wired Productions offered for sale on its site that combines cat food and spaghetti. However, it’s not an actual blend of the two. The final product actually has two different tins joined together, one for the cat food and one for the spaghetti. A writer for The Sun sampled it and described the spaghetti as “inedible.” So perhaps this is one collectible that’s better left in the can.
Plus, as anyone who has ever owned a cat can attest, felines tend to prefer to be left alone while eating their own food. But if you ever dare to dine on something that a cat might enjoy–such as any meat product–then suddenly your furry companion won’t leave you alone. So the idea of any “romantic” meal with a cat was always doomed from the start.
Gori: Cuddly Carnage is available on all consoles and PC. There’s also a demo, if you want to try it before buying it.
